THE LIBERTY BEAGLE HAS ARRIVED

For centuries, philosophers and political thinkers have wrestled with one of humanity's greatest questions: What is liberty?

The Romans gave us Libertas — the personification of freedom. John Locke wrote of life, liberty, and property. Thomas Jefferson gave us life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. For nearly 250 years, Americans have debated what exactly liberty means. Turns out, we were overthinking it. Enter the beagle.

A creature seemingly engineered for the uninhibited pursuit of happiness. The beagle goes where curiosity leads. Follows whatever scent seems important, one moment at a time. Eats with borderline reckless enthusiasm. Sleeps whenever, wherever - completely guilt-free. Loves without reservation. Above all else: The beagle AROOOs!

Does there need to be something to AROOO about? No. Almost never is there anything to AROOO about! Does the beagle require permission to AROOO? Absolutely not.

Thus we arrive at the Central Doctrine of Beaglism: If you feel the need to AROOO, you possess the liberty to AROOO. Sometimes liberty means having something important to say. Sometimes liberty means saying it. And sometimes liberty means standing in the middle of Tennessee and AROOOOOOOOO-ing simply because you can - and should.

After centuries of philosophical inquiry, we have finally discovered the purest embodiment of American liberty: The Liberty Beagle. And he's coming to TAKE OVER Tennessee. Soon you'll see him on signs across the state. Cars carrying his likeness like badges of honor.

When you encounter the Liberty Beagle, there is only one appropriate response. You don't need to talk politics. You don't need to agree on everything. You don't even need to know why you're doing it.

Simply look toward the Liberty Beagle...and AROOOOOOOOOOO!

One state. 95 counties. One AROOO at a time.

I need all of you to help spread the Liberty Beagle! To start, every single early voting location in the state! I'll be driving and Arooo-ing to All 95 Counties once again beginning Oct 1st! Meet with me and I'll drop you a Liberty Beagle or two - Simply for an Arooo!